1x29 - Starfire the Terrible
[theme song playing]
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[rumbling]
Raven: So, shouldn't we go ahead and take Cinderblock down?
We can't. It's Monday.
- Monday? - As in...
Motorcycle Monday, baby!
Motorcycle Monday?
Robin says on Mondays, we're only allowed to fight using motorcycles.
But he knows we do not possess such modes of transport.
So convenient, huh?
[engine roaring]
Ready for your bike beat down, Cinderblock?
[beeps]
Wheel punch! Wheel punch!
[tires squealing]
[roars] [imitates revving]
Super wheel punch!
Ha, ha! Mondays.
Whoo! Ha, ha!
I just beat up a villain with a motorcycle.
A motorcycle! Which by the way is
the most awesome way to beat someone up.
Uh, it really wasn't that awesome.
Do I need to wheel punch some sense into you? Because it was!
Okay. You're awesome. We get it.
Not just awesome. I might be the greatest superhero ever.
Girls: So cool.
No, you're not.
- Excuse me? - No offense.
But how can you be the greatest superhero ever?
- You don't even have an archenemy. - So? [beeps]
Archenemies are status symbols in the hero world.
If you can get a crazed lunatic to devote himself to
bringing you down, it means you're a top hero. If you can't...
Oh. I see.
Why doesn't anyone wanna kill me?! [bawling]
Oh, how I hate seeing you like this, Robin.
Get used to it because without an archenemy, I'm a loser.
[sniffling]
- Just like all of you. - I will be your archenemy.
- Only villains can be archenemies, Star. - Then I will be a villain.
You can't become a villain by doing something nice.
Then becoming evil will be the last nice thing I do.
Then go ahead and prove it. Do something evil.
Very well. I will drink straight from the milk carton.
Ugh! I cannot do it. It is too evil.
Still, I Starfire the Terrible vow to wreak havoc on this world.
Until I see a smile on Robin's face.
Robin deserves only the best archenemy ever, Silkie.
So, there is much work to be done.
[crackling]
Now, I must work on my maniacal laugh.
[clears throat]
[giggles] [gasps]
[clears throat]
[evil laugh]
[clears throat]
[gurgling]
Ooh! That intones the evil.
A great villain surrounds herself with dangerous henchmen.
Prove to me, my little Bumgorf, you possess a cold heart.
[whirring]
[gasps] Wonderful!
Every villain needs a secret lair.
From here I will plunge this world into its darkest days.
Ooh! And have tea parties.
[whirring]
Hey, Star. Nice mask.
It is not supposed to be nice. It is supposed to be menacing.
Oh. Well, it really brings out your eyes.
[grunts]
Are you ready to spend all your time
and energy relentlessly pursuing me?
Only to be frustrated at every turn.
[chuckles] That sounds super creepy. I'd never do that.
[chuckles] No.
What if I did something to make you hate me?
There's nothing you could do to make me hate you.
I could destroy a year supply of your hair gel.
[stammers]
You'd have to be a real sicko to do something...
[screams] No!!!
Now will you let me be your arch nemesis?
I have no choice.
You've taken away the thing I value most in life.
Spiky hair.
Hurray! After lunch we will try to destroy each other.
[gasps]
[zapping]
Titans! [all gasp]
[game beeps]
Dude, what's with your hair?
[panting]
[grunts]
[yells]
Never mind that! My archenemy is on the loose.
You don't have an archenemy.
Wait. [chuckles] Are you talking about Starfire?
Starfire the Terrible!
[all laughing] Now, that's funny.
Come on, man. For real?
Sure, fine, go ahead. Laugh now.
[laughs] Oh! Oh, we are laughing now, man.
[continues laughing] Ah!
[zapping]
[eerie music playing]
[crashing] [cat yowling]
Greetings, former friends.
Oh, no. Robin, your evil archenemy is here.
What are we gonna do? [grunts]
Stand back! She's here for me.
Ooh! Protect us, Robin. You're our only hope. [giggling]
No one can protect you from what I am about to unleash on this world.
Let me guess.
You're gonna try to drink from the milk carton again?
[buzzes]
I bet she's gonna set the microwave clock to the wrong time.
[buzzes]
Or maybe she'll leave the water in the sink running. Oh, no!
[buzzes]
No! I have rigged the Moon to explode.
You're gonna blow up the Moon? Right.
[beeping]
[dings]
[giggles]
[clears throat]
[gurgling]
[gulping]
Carton milk.
Did you just blow up the Moon? Don't you even care about the tides?
Why would you blow up the Moon?
Because I know how much Robin liked that Moon.
[romantic music]
Are you crazy, Starfire?! [elephant trumpet]
Yes. And evil, too.
Yep. Looks like someone has a pretty formidable archenemy after all.
[beeping] [music]
Your reign of terror is over, Starfire.
I see you have discovered my secret lair.
Uh, yeah, well, it's in our backyard. So, not really that secret.
Well, you are too late to stop me. I shall destroy you all!
[imitates beeping]
Titans, go!
Uh. Those are just cardboard boxes, Robin.
[yells] Those lasers are for real?
I thought they were just blinking lights!
[imitates beeping and giggles]
Deathbots? When did she have the time to build Deathbots?
Let's get 'em.
[music]
[grunts]
[sound of knocking over bowling pins]
[roars]
You okay?
[both grunt]
Dudes, Starfire really hooked this place up, huh?
[imitates beeps]
Wow! She's got piranhas, too.
I guess it's just you and me now.
Have you forgotten about my henchman?
[whirring]
[screams]
[grunts] [burps]
Hurray! I win!
I am afraid, I have to finish you now.
[panting] You can't.
Is this not what you wanted? A formidable archenemy?
I just wanted to feel accepted. [slow music]
- To be a real hero. - But Robin, you are a real hero.
Well, can this real hero have one last request?
Hmm. I do not see why not. What is this final wish?
Uh, I was wondering what day of the week it is?
Hmm. I believe it is the Monday.
You know what that means. [beep]
Wheel punch!
Ha, ha! Got you! In your face!
I beat my archenemy! Greatest superhero ever!
[engine roars] [tires squeal]
Motorcycle Monday!
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